kuboRECIPE
Make Your Own Gloomy Bear!
Serves 1
Ingredients:
1 Carebear
6 6-inch long claws
1 Tablespoon rubber cement
1/2 Cup human blood
A dash of psychotic drugs
Directions:
1. Attach claws to carebear’s hands using rubber cement.
2. Splash human blood liberally around carebear’s mouth and newly attached claws.
3. Use psychotic drugs and envision your newly made carebear-turned -gloomybear chasing your friends around.
We at kuboTEN like things on the cheap. So when the Gloomy Bear craze hit Japan, we decided to try our hand at DIY and came up with the above recipe. Having trouble procuring 1/2 cup of human blood? kuboTEN heartily recommends this handy tool.
If you’re still having trouble finding that human blood, we guess we can forgive you for having a peek at the current auction listings for a pre-fab Gloomy.
