Are you ready to have your ears melted? It’s really not as painful as it sounds. In fact, a recent poll suggests that ear melting is perceived as a generally positive experience.

But where can one go to have one’s ears melted? As ear-melting parlors seem to have gone out of fashion in recent days, the most reliable way to have an ear-melting session is to do it in the safety of your own home. This has the added benefit of keeping your audio “o” face private as you reach your auditory climax.

For your very own ear-melting experience in the privacy of your own home, kuboTEN is bringing you the new Denon AH-D7000 headphones! The D7000’s promise to better the already fantastic D5000’s, and the initial impressions from Japanese headphone blogs is that the D7000’s have an incredibly romantic and lush midrange while being more resolving than the D5000’s. The D7000’s have also been said to have incredibly fast, high-impact bass which remains beautifully articulated.

In addition to the impressive sonic upgrades, the D7000’s mahogany wood cups now have a fine glossy finish. These new Denons might finally give some competition to the hand-lacquered Audio Technica woody line as the most dazzling headphones ever made. What they won’t do, however, is melt your eyes… which we hear is actually a horrifyingly painful experience. So feel free to put an order in with kuboTEN for the AH-D7000 and we promise your eyes will stay safe!