Being kuboTEN’s landmark first kuboBLURB, the anime series known as The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya gets a nice little plug as we bring you some of the coolest figures to come out of… HEY! OW! What are you....

Thanks. You aren’t an alien, time traveler, or esper, so I’ll take it from here.

Greetings, normal humans of the internet.  Suzumiya Haruhi here.  It has come to my attention that a great number of you have come to worship me as a deity.  While I don’t find that entirely surprising, it is quite taxing on me to always be present for all your worshiping needs.  So, as a way to appease your desire to continually bask in my physical presence, I have commissioned Figma Japan to create an effigy in my likeness.  Now you can have me around all the time so you will never get lonely!

Notice: Putting my likeness in fanservice poses will not go unpunished.  You have been warned by the omniscient one (Haruhi).